Sad Goalies
Oops.

Oops.

:(

:(

You guys are jerks. :(

You guys are jerks. :(

Doo da doo. Sorry, dudes, but Cory Schneider doesn’t get sad.

Doo da doo. Sorry, dudes, but Cory Schneider doesn’t get sad.

Nooo! The sadness is burning my eyes!

Nooo! The sadness is burning my eyes!

Awe, crap. :(

Awe, crap. :(

Whyyyyyyyyyy??????

Whyyyyyyyyyy??????

Hrumph.

Hrumph.

It’s okay, Sad Goalie, let’s go get some ice cream.

It’s okay, Sad Goalie, let’s go get some ice cream.

It might look like drops of sweat on my sweet cheeks, but those are really tears…

It might look like drops of sweat on my sweet cheeks, but those are really tears…

I want my thermos…

I want my thermos…

Oops.

Oops.

No! You hurt my feelings. I’m not playing anymore until you guys apologize!

No! You hurt my feelings. I’m not playing anymore until you guys apologize!